No, folks, we're not mentally unbalanced.

We're just crazy about gloves.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we're here in a new year to bring you a time-honored message. We at GlovecrazY invite you...for at least a little while...to hop out of the health care talks. To mess out of Michael's estate. To escape the economic woes. (Believe us, that stuff'll drive you crazy!)

Join us here instead, at the bosom of the brain, for the critical reminder we bring to your consciousness...and your cuticles...this time each year. 


AVOID THE PSYCHOSIS
The American Association of Ruptured Gloveless Hands (AARGH) has recently classified the maddening discomfort associated with cracked cuticles as (and these are their words, people!) 'physical trauma capable of generating an extended delusional state.' In fact, statistics show that those people who spend more than six minutes internalizing the wisdom at the GlovecrazY site each October are 46% more mentally satisfied in their jobs, romantic encounters, and fast-food selections.  

If this is your virginal foray into the world of glove-wearing, we welcome you to the evolution you are about to experience. Don't worry, it won't hurt a bit.

If you're a seasoned pro at glove-wearing, we entreat you to share your experience with those who have yet to know the bliss. 

GlovecrazY exists for a reason. We're not repeating this vital message to hear ourselves say it, people! Our dedicated staff works tirelessly year round to bring glove awareness to the millions who experience cuticle cracks around the globe. And our poll results prove that you are listening. Bravo!


THE MESSAGE
FOR THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE GLOVE REGION, FROM OCTOBER THROUGH MARCH, WEAR YOUR GLOVES EVERY TIME THE TEMPERATURE IS LESS THAN FIFTY DEGREES FAHRENHEIT.


NUTS ARE FOR CRACKING
We celebrate your commitment to this cause. Especially in the face of the ignorant opposition we've faced over the 2008 calendar year.  It's true, our enemies have attempted to organize the social networks against us. Stand strong, people! Don your gloves each day proudly. Tell all your e-friends! And know come February, while the less-devout MySpace Marys and Facebook Freddies are typing through the pain to spew their hatespeak, you'll be sipping a chai latte at a wireless cafe...enjoying the good life only glove wearing can bring.  

We at GlovecrazY recognize that our mission doesn't end with the posting of this year's GloveNotice™. Bringing the glove message to the farthest reaches of the globe remains our primary focus. It's a tough nut...but together, we can crack it.

DON'T MISS THE BLISS
Take some time to review this year's Glove Testimony by Maritza Matheus-Sobolewski.
Enjoy some past issues of this notice in the Glove Archives. 
Support our Glove Friends. 

We at GlovecrazY wish you a mentally...and cutically...sound winter season.